I know it’s been fall for like a week now, but I’ve been wanting to do this post for awhile and (ironically?) haven’t had much time to write it! It’s ironic because it’s about having way too much time.
It Was a Slow Summer. Specifically at my job, which has really picked up, but during those few summer months I existed in a ten-to-six, over air-conditioned vacuum of free time. I’m not complaining! Most of the time it was awesome.
Towards the end of the summer, I had cause, for one reason or another, to examine my google search history. LOOK at your google search history, you’re guaranteed to find something hilarious.
Without further ado, I present to you Summer 2011: A Snapshot of My Life.
Wanderlust (I actually really hate that word, a lot)
best hikes in new york
cheap getaways nyc
cruises
bear mountain ny
bear mountain ny lodging
bear mountain ny hiking
map of united states
hiking pants
machu picchu
machu picchu total cost [too much L]
Celebrities and the Macabre, and Both
princess diana crash photos
beyonce haiku
menendez shootings
iman fgm
most famous steely dan song
mark wahlberg favorite food
kathy griffin plastic surgery
michael douglas facelift
flight 447 black boxes
justine bateman born again
cycling vomiting syndrome
The Culinary Arts
how to use a charcoal grill
how long can I refrigerate tuna
best pesto recipe
low-fat pasta recipes
what is my favorite wine [all of them]
sichuan peppercorn
lentil hummus recipe
how to care for herbs
charcoal grill dessert recipe
Apartment Hunting/Gathering
what is a loft
gross bathroom tiles
fold-out counter space
the container store
how to cook in a tiny kitchen
Personal Probs
beginner weight training for women
easyfeet [I own one now!]
metabolic strength training [yeah right]
baby names
face shape
haircuts for oval faces
long bob
UTIs fertility
UTI preventative diet
lung irritation
Curiosity?
dragon
the prettiest dress
cowboy words
neutral color wheel
what did the purple shovel say to the pink hoe
baby tuxedo
qream
new york new jersey train conference [?]
gucci mane ice cream tattoo
The End of an Era
nyu wagner academic calendar
I feel like the list above kind of eerily/depressingly sums me up entirely.
Leave your google search gems in the comments! (I always type that with a twinkle in my eye because three people read my blog.)
reverse chronologically, over the past month or so:
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coffee hershey's syrup
coffee milkshake recipe
ball gown for infants
mosquitos in window air conditioner
where to hold keys when running
nike running shorts
nike running shorts pocket
nike running shorts pocket women
women's running shorts with pockets
that tears it
lace doilies
tupac jada pinkett (LAUREN THEY WERE LIKE BFF IN HIGH SCHOOL)
costco day pass
chaps my hide (i like to make sure i'm using idioms correctly)
aaron rodgers
salsa substitute
joe jonas
diy glitter shoes
"nicki minaj" glamour october 2011
i could go on. i probably will.
Brilliant.
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Who’s the guy who looks like Bob Saget?
Fox fantasy football
Brain aneurysm
Peanut butter heaven
Huge mouse
My iphone won’t turn on
Infinite jest explained (linking a coworker to a certain brilliant rundown of the book’s end)
Agita
Ptolemy
Hot Einstein
Michael Faraday
famous tire name
Jeremy Irons
www.google.com (oops, wrong box)
the hobbit
be prepared lyrics
the wizard from wizard of oz costume
lollipop guild
the nightman cometh on dvd
redbox policy (I now have a $30 copy of Black Swan)
concatenation
dragon t-rex
harry potter snake language
blob fish
fancy updo
hotels in accra (wishful thinking)
bff necklace
muppet beer
ozymandias
skeet shooting
kiss from a rose lyrics
tony danza
paraprosdokian (great word, look it up)
Segway
Inappropriate starches
Rabbit rabbit
All mine are just locations, work related, people who emailed me I don't know, or self searches. I'm a boring googler...
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